I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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