I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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