it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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