are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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