it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wish you could order shots online.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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