just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Randomize
