I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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