I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Can I color on your dick again?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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