I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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