google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
