Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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