that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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