hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
tell me about the fingering
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