im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
