fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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