Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
home. puking in laundry basket.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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