in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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