your parents love me but you hate me
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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