Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
