If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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