I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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