I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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