Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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