That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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