ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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