You made me cry and you don't even care
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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