idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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