what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
