yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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