You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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