Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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