if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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