I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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