I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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