i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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