he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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