So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Randomize
