the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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