Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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