That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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