I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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