I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
you never un-have a 4some
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I'm always down for nudity.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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