we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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