This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My pussy is not your playground.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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