Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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