oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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