i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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