My hand turned me down
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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