If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize