No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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