If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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