Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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