Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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