Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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