Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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