No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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