And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
then he tried to convert me to islam
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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