idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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