you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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